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Second Dimension Revenge Is Bittersweet 2-5

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Shuichi: So I hear you might be able to help us with a little information we are looking for.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Of course what kind of information are you looking for? (mumble mumble)
Shuichi: I was hoping you could help us find out about the individuals who attacked Farinas and Veriunas villages.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Hmm well I don't know myself for sure but I can give you a lead on someone who does. (mumble mumble)
Shuichi: Very well name your price.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) That'll be 1000 Branes please. (mumble mumble)
Shuichi: I do not have any branes will Zalos do?
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Mazoku currency? of course. 500 Zalos please. (mumble mumble)
Vincent: Did you just halve the price?
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Course not. Zalos have twice the value of branes. (mumble mumble)
Shuichi: Here you go.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Thank you for your business. Anyone else want something? (mumble mumble)
Inari: I was wondering if you had any information on my mother.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) I'll need a first name and last name please. (mumble mumble)
Inari: Meiko Sakamoto.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Ssss, unfortunately i do not have any info that could help you sorry. (mumble mumble)
Inari: Oh ok.
Alice: I would like some info as well.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Concerning? (mumble mumble)
Alice: I'm looking for the cause of an imbalance in the dimension.
Mummers: (mumble mumble) Not gonna lie I got nothing. (mumble mumble)
Alice: Oh ok.

Journal Entry #31: As we left Mummers pyramid of knowledge I read the paper he gave me. It looks like our next destination is Aramour which is in the direction we came in we decided to head back to Kalzar but before we id we decided to stay at the local inn which had a bar.

Inari: I'm old enough to drink this time around.
Alice: What do you mean?
Inari: The last time I was at a bar I was five years old.
Vincent: Who in the world would bring a five year old to a bar?
Inari: Shuichi did of course.
Jaggar: That figures.
Shuichi: Why are you still hanging around us?
Jaggar: I want to tag along and help you guys out some more.
Shuichi: Any objections?
Vincent: I'm fine with him.
Inari: I could go either way.
Alice: As long as he doesn't try something perverted with me I'm fine with him.
Shuichi: Then it's settled welcome to the team Jaggar.

(Several hours later)

Vincent: *Hic* You know what I don't get? What's *hic* up with fairies. Why they gotta *hic* be so mischievous.
Alice: *Hic* I dunno maybe they just *hic* have a perverse sense of *hic* humor.
Shuichi: Alice you're drunk? I wasn't aware angels drank alcoholic beverages.
Alice: Whaaaat? I'm not *hic* drunk. I can't be drunk this *hic* isn't an alcoholic *hic* beverage.
Jaggar: I'm afraid it is an alcoholic beverage.
Alice: Oh no I *hic* hope nobody back home *hic* finds out about this.
Vincent: Ahh don't worry *hic* about it. I won';t tell if you don't *hic*.
Alice: eheheheh. Thanks *hic*.
Vincent: Oh anything for a pretty *hic* girl like you.
Shuichi: (They're hitting on one another now? But they hate each other. Must be the alcohol's influence. this won't end well)
Inari: This totally sucks the legal drinking age in Darkon just had to be 100 years. Just when I finally thoguht I was gonna be able to drink a good wine too.

(the morning after)

Vincent & Alice: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Shuichi: I knew nothing good would come of them hitting on each other. Sigh.
Vincent: What the hell are you doing in my bed?
Alice: Your bed this is MY bed.
Vincent: That is complete bullcrap and youy know it.
Alice: We both know who the pervert here is.
Vincent: Scoff That's a really low blow even for  a demon let alone an angel.
Alice: Can it what would you even know of angels?
Vincent: I could say the same thing about you concerning demons.
Alice: Mega perv.
Vincent: Harpy.
Alice & Vincent: Well what do you have to say about this hmm?
Shuichi: Sigh. You're both at fault.
Vincent & Alice: Say what?
Shuichi: You were both drunk last night and you were both flirting with each other.
Alice & Vincent: Oh gross me with that? No way.
Vincent & Alice: Stop copying me.
Alice & Vincent: No you stop copying ME.
Vincent & Alice: AAAUGH JUST SHUTUP.
Alice & Vincent: NO YOU SHUT UP.
Shuichi: Why don't you both SHUT UP?
Vincent & Alice: *Gulp* (Woah scary)...
Shuichi: Both of you get ready we're leaving with or without you. 
Vincent: I think we made him mad.
Alice: I believe you are right.
Vincent: I wasn't aware mazoku had a death stare like that. I almost peed myself.
Alice: Yeah no kidding. That was the most terrifying stare I've ever seen.
Vincent: Even Lucifer might've been scared by that stare and he is the scariest person I know.

Journal Entry #32: Sigh I really do not like that much noise for no reason early in the morning. Still I doubt there was a better way to handle that given the circumstances. I hope that Alice and Vincent will forgive me for that. In any case we'll be heading back to Kalzar and the hunter's guild hq to see if any new information came in as far as the individuals responsible for attacking Farinas. Since we're going to stop there anyways to have Alice become a member of the guild. She has expressed a desire to join the guild.

Alice's Wisdom #3: Vincent is an incubus. They are a race of mega perverts who harass women whenever they see them. Personal bias aside however incubi are the males of the species while succubi are the females of the species. They are known for being very promiscuous when it comes to their relationships though not all are like that.

Vincent's Notes #4: Jaggar is a Veloran albeit a decrepit undead veloran. Velorans are in appearance similar to lizardmen, however their key difference is their longer face and ferocious teeth. Jaggar smells funny (no surprise considering he's an undead) and some bits of flesh appear rotten although it doesn't seem any has fallen off of him as of yet. He seems to have taken good care of his corpse which is the undead way of saying body.

Alice's Wisdom $4: Velorans are distant cousins of lizardmen and share many biological similarities. However they differ in many ways. Where lizardmen are unthinking monsters with a penchant for causing trouble velorans are intelligent and peaceful to an extent (at least compared to lizardmen). They are however stronger and tougher than lizardmen even while unarmed, their claws are more than capable of being considered weapons in their own rights while lizardmen have to rely on weapons.
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